Doodle or Die

A man's head is on fire and he is screaming because it hurts badly.

A tired, monobrowed man with two noses and dirty water for hair stares intensely at the screen with a gigantic black car on his back

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Interracial love.

A fat Asian child dreams of buckets of hoes.

bird curb-stomps an invading alien covered in barbecue sauce

A man covered in Cheeto dust with a misspelled t-shirt smokes a cigarette and looks at his paycheck

Man makes sweet love to a pillow filled with butterflies.

Dark souls drives a man to cry a river onto /v/'s crotch.

A creative squid eats green vegetables while the nearby waiter, whose head is on blue fire, smiles even though the sky is frowning.

Man drinking a glass of water with his anus.

Doodle or Die

Pretty pig parties with a friendly chest of gold.

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