I got 99 problems and a dick ain't one.

A man with a head for a crotch. You could say... his brains between his legs

How to make dinner.

Amputated head insulting an orphan

White man about to get lynched.

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Nazi nurse giving birth to triplets from anus.

Man with a penis head shoots out snot whilst incorrectly reciting the alphabet.

ASDA's 'George' summer collection, go on rampage.

Pavarotti eating pop rocks

Spanish vampire with a red beard, looking deviously at something.

New Chain

Two men stood at opposite sides of a park naked, firing semen at each other. Children & other obstacles are in the way, but must avoid them.

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