A pumpkin propositions you with sex. WHAT DO YOU DO?

A man assisting a camel in childbirth

3? THREE? WHAT IS THIS? I DON'T EVEN...

A spade cries as he watches shapes attempt to form in an infinitely empty plain.

A speckled potato is apologising for the appearance of his friend, Choc Sauce,

A blonde asian is spinning fast and showing off, stealing attention form the elephant man's new bling.

A lady was dusting her house when two chopsticks fell from the sky, burying themselves in her forehead.

A squat lady asked a lot of questions. Too many questions for her own good.

A yeti is suffering from delusions. It believes itself to be a booby.

The japanese have decided to embrace Godzilla, awarding him for his shortcomings and short-arms

A toupee, some sunglasses and a tired "I" are laughing at a record

Dracula taking advantage of a bee