A stripper who happens to be pole dancing does not find 2 midgets on top of each other sexy.

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An Asian man being covered by yellow goo

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A humanoid slender vegetable.

A dog man with a massive nose who is going to bite a woman. The woman is so scared that she is sweating

A bald, fat man the likes chocolate

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