A Goldfish cracker gets his bill.

Hannah Montana hates you all!

Angry Giving tree

A giant red flower about to gobble up an unsuspecting man with no arms.

Two chicks fighting

This is the Lorax, a creature small and true, but if you're a grump and touch his stump, this pimp will go cut you.

Sherlock J. Ketchup attempts to solve the brutal murder of Mr. Mustard.

Someone enjoys lolipops!

An angry dog delivering Shakespearean insults to a cat.

A walrus next to black letters that make the word "Vader"

Bobby... don't hide in Daddy's battle gear!

Abe Lincoln the cricket goes for a run while whistling.