Some kid who has clearly never heard of fire safety and is just asking for a third degree burn.

Guy snorting noodles on rollerblades

Donkey Kong just got a divorce and his wife took his meat collection

Cow milking another cow because that is what a cow wedding looks like.

Random girl that looks high as fuck.

Blue eyed man realises the dangers of not wearing sunglasses.

Flying pig threatens alien with a sword. Not sure why, probably because he boned his wife or whatever.

Obama punching Romney in the ballsack.

Gasping ginger boy with magnificent eyebrows.

A yellow ball having an argument with a strawberry.

A meowing ball of crap talking to a man with an ugly hairdo.

A donkey in a boxing ring with a dolphin