Wilson is displeased with Tom Hanks' attempt to initiate sexual congress with him.

Earth looks at the moon seductively. It clearly craves it's mcnuggies.

Tim Buckley: Certified Abortionist. You fuck 'em, we suck 'em!

Jirachi achieves his victory but at a high cost. His legs are now Spaghetti.

Zelda owes Santa some money.

Fuck off back to 2006 with that XD bullshit.

A shit stained yellow gondola that is manned by a green worm.

Canadian Ash Ketchum is disappointed that he is inferior to Gary Motherfuckin' Oak.

Get out of here with that target bullshit.

The title of the next Coldplay Album.

The horribly deformed offspring of Poliwag and Charmander screams in apathetic agony as it dies.

A sleeping ninja is awoken when a strand of floating ginger hair lands on his head.