Old karkat can't seem to get the grubs to stay off his lawn, so he covered his horns with a sock and started a foster home for raccoons.

a man with an eyepatch wearing a turtleneck

the redhead does not understand your statement

night of the broken reeds

Music loves the fedora'd, blue-scarfed hipster

a shellshocked boy in a striped shirt

A woman in a black suit with a red armband stands in front of red banners with a lowercase 'f' on them.

The nope Pope

Link, but with glasses

Sally Simpson is happy that her thumb is on fire.

hOLY, uH, sHI, MAN, 399.

Ms. Schwarz