The Joker after putting his life of crime aside to waves hello to a dog on the beach.

Some fuckin' homestuck character spouts a Phoenix Wright catchphrase.

Germany thinks it's so fucking great.

A cow dressed like Loki eats grass in space while it's storming.

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yes I'll take a girl stuff bacon burtango with bacon please? also a seen a minute twisty, extra bacon, and ill have some bacon please.

Jesus is about to bitch slap the king of england if he don't shut the fuck up.

Someone obviously can't spell "police".

God is dozing off at the job and gets caught by his boss.

The TARDIS inexplicably leaves a trail of pink farts through the depths of space.

Bill Cosby's head traveling through the Time Vortex on Doctor Who.

A dinosaur is not impressed with the meteor's shenanigans.

It is literally raining cats and dogs, the only one really happy about it is the cat with a smug ass look on his face.

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