An amputee has fallen and cannot get up... BUT WAIT! LAZER EYES!
Ninjas don't always wear boxes on the outside of their clothes, but when they do, they're white and red heart boxers.
A robot tries to oil a baby. The baby is not amused.
Bat lollipop doesn't give three shits.
Your favorite MMO.
His name is Jake, and Jake loves you.
Nazi chemist
Functional goblin.
Cube trying to make a make a move on a suggestive polygon
Siberian blizzard
The "yes man" at work finally gets his "just desserts".