My Little Pony is not a very good show.

A stunning débutante hot dog believes she will be the prettiest girl at the prom in her new purple dress.

A Pizza Shit

A sad, dishevelled man quietly reflects upon his wasted life. Maybe he didn't want to be a farmer. Maybe he wanted to go to art school.

Butter and Margarine are at odds with one another. Their marriage is a shambles and Butter is apprehensive about letting Margarine sex her.

Someone who does not like Gangnam Style but does like racial slurs

The disembodied head of a Ku Klux Klan member is considering buying a caged mushroom on sale.

Really in-your-face cupcake advertising

Patrick Star asking if hand is an instrument

A taco bathing in a cauldron full of blood

A whale with arms. A WHALE. WITH ARMS.

A Flowers for Algernon fanfiction