Gamzee the troll appears to be innocently playing with a train. However, he is actually planning to kill everyone. Fuck you, Gamzee.

iOS 7 IS ON FIRE

Yet another innocent vehicle subjected to abuse by some persnickety twist of fate. Alas, cruel Fortune!

Western-style standoff about to go down.

Joyous civilian consuming a particularly palate-appeasing wad of bubble gum.

Albino Pac-man ghost

A person being stabbed by a narwhal in the Baltic sea while being struck by lightning and eating a turkey leg.

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Happy cigarette

The lone savant of humanity fiercely battles a variety of aquatic creatures by flailing aimlessly with his broken limbs.

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