women go crazy over ernie, but he pines for bert. some day, ernie, bert will stop being so tsundere.

the coolest mapleleaf in town, he is the fonzie of mapleleafs, you don't even know. he has all of the cool. all of it.

John Egbert wants Karkat to kiss him. This is incredibly non-canon.

I <3 Crappy Vavi. Vavi? I have no clue what vavi is. Let's pretend it says vaudeville.

a pretty sweet jack-o-lantern is wearing a fake beard. His eyes are equilateral triangles, his low jaw has two square teeth framing a candle

an open box viewed from the side. the box was apparently used to ship sausages. or rocket ships.

what's this, what's this, there's magic everywhere, what's this, the white stuff in the air

a really happy penguin is wearing a pink scarf. or maybe it is happy because of the scarf. cause and effect breaks down at this point

chuck norris sets some people on fire. he is holding a watering can, but grins like a douche instead of helping the people.

One of Dave Strider's extremely rude dance moves has been censored

rudolf cries at the KingleWorks Memorial. the tragic accident last year that cost hundreds of elves their lives also claimed santa.

a lemon wearing a wifebeater. there is a hole in the gut and above where the heart would be if lemons had hearts in the same place as humans