Happy birthday honey! It's a toilet! For your poop!

LBGTQ-ally is confronted by an abstract representation of his own cognitive dissonance

A smoker puffs out multicolored numbers in ascending order, beginning with 10 and ending with 26

Sherlock might jump off the building, but Jawn seriously hopes you guys don't do this.

I can't let you do that Dave.

Some cool fucking peanuts.

Ice cube gets a boo boo on its finger from touching a sharp rock.

What would you like on your tombstone?

Security officer's band-aid cannot stop his massive blood loss. Nevertheless, he thanks the medkit.

A second moon with a large "I" on it begins orbiting Earth

The biggest disappointment ever.

Chinese dragon is angry at drunk homeless man