Kirby realizes how useful his tongue can be

Mario giving Cloud a handjob

Giant ejaculates on unfortunate person

King Midas uses his touch on an animal

Cloud weilding his famous Banana Sword

Television broadcast of stinky car

Harry Potter's future son witnesses his own conception

A mythical hero protects his princess

Feisty Alien falls for reluctant bachelor

DON'T TOUCH MY SISTER'S RUBY SLIPPER YOU STUPID MURDEROUS PERSON

Boy cowers in fear from moldy, disgusting doors

The sun forcing meme rays on the earth at gunpoint