a cleverly crafted image of a Don McLean song

a tapeworm frees itself from the inside of a woman

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Anal rape within the alphabet community

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An indifferent pig toaster

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An angsty teen plotting the death of a fellow student for next Wednesday.

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the superior grin one makes when they are about to win a game of chess

a turtle with a waffle for a shell, struggling with his anatomy homework

a raccoon

the michelin man eating a dorito in outer space

an ordinary spring day

a nerd who peed his pants, but hes not actually wearing pants

a turtle man with wings and red glowing eyes

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