Man gets blowjob from spider. Starts crying.

Ron Burgundy is on news 4 for his atrocious tan.

Potato salad

French frog has intestinal surgery.

Salami attacks immortal homeless man.

Stuff growls.

Gooby plz.

The ghostbuster's puffiest enemy's skull floats of into space.

Whiskey tango foxtrot.

A duck gets ready to curb stomp a baby.

Cubist ducks.

A derpy marshmallow considers the Mayan apocalypse.