The chosen undead is embarrassed as he happens upon a sultry maiden.

The chosen undead doesn't have enough STR to place the lordvessel.

Smough uses his totally not OP completely canon to kill the chosen undead.

The chosen undead spoils two butcher ladies' lunch with their puppies.

Nito calls you to join the ranks of his gavelord SS, saluting you heartily.

Havel gets pancaked by a hidden attacker. *pomf* is had.

The chosen undead sheds a solitary tear, having been impaled my a gravelord sword storm before he could taste hus sweet sunny d

Lautrec approaches solaire from the shadows, no longer tolerating the chosen undead's clear preference for lautrec over him.

Snake mage delivers a package