Has he fondles his tongue he stares at me seductively I look down and then notice the 1 up in his pants. "Mario...", i whisper

It's a 'G" and a "t". I think that might be a car brand. So draw a car, or whatever you want I'm not the boss of you.

The best drawing I've seen on this website: A very buff man has to conduct in a fight with the pokemon known as hitmonlee.

Well aren't you a happy Avatar today?

I feel no pity for the merwhore.

owl dog is the new source of my nightmares

Dave strider is a cactus.

He looks at me with deep confusion in his eyes as I walk up to him and tell him to not stand on cheese.

Karkat's throbbing bone bulge...

This dude's probably dead.

I see a farm and it's awesome.

Dear Diary, Today I raped an anime girl then I went back to the ocean. Also, I broke up with Johnny, but it's okay because he's a jerk.