Have an apple (it's not poison I swear)

An evil fairy

Buckets, as many as you can

Wendy from Gravity Falls. (a brunette teenage girl in a hunting hat and green plaid shirt if you don't know the show)

Pizza face amoeba

Spiderman karaoke torture

Flame princess

Why are you touching me? I'm not touching you......

Who wears short shorts?

Stridercest, GO! If you don't know homestuck draw a dancing goat

I know that feel

A jerk and a pirate