Fuck I don't wanna start a chain, nobody ever thumbs ups text. Oh well...draw a tidal wave high-fiving a cloud.

A welcome mat seems irrationally rude at first, but as it turns out it's only joking. Well played, mat, well played.

Ehheh- is it just me or is it hot in here?...Sorry I'm a bit nerv- OH SHIT THE CAT IS ON FIIIRRREEE!!!!!

Green/blue squid/moon/superhero sitting/standing on a bench/car/table, while eating/posing/blowing bubbles. Semideterminative doodle request

At first you were scared- heck, you were about to turn yourself over- but then one of the Zeds stared at you- offering you a brofist...sweet

The apple froze as he felt a slight prod on his back ."just relax..." Whispered an ominous voice...he was strangely aroused...

Yaay rainbow cat is four today! Here's a nice pink cake :3

A little voice in the head of a blueberry tells him to fuck everything.

Boo gives up a life of taunting Mario, and decides to move to Mexico with his wife and 3 children, to pursue a new career...stand up comedy.

Honey I found this in the toilet... *sigh* ...better get out the flame-thrower again...

Yes' I'd like to buy 3 formaldehyde fishmasks for my friend Phil the fishfinger.

Triangles! The sun is firing triangles at us! Grab what you can and defend yourseeelves!