Lionel Richie looks surprised
babar loves to go sledding
the bacon wearing a fedora must kill the people who have disturbed his eggs
spaghetti monster takes a blue razor from a desk
the saddest scene in the lion king
a caterpillar has finally found peace
rick astley has voldemort syndrome
santa claus forces a red bunny rabbit to eat poop until it pukes an amorphous green blob
a snowman is being bullied by his peers
FUCK YOU JUNE GO DIE I HATE MOSQUITOES
one guy says to the other one, "DON'T PICK IT UP! Mr. BIG is RIGHT There!" and mr. big actually IS right there, naked
hobo watching green tv and telling the politician on the screen to "hurry up bitch"