A tomato named Tony killed some pink thing.

This is what happens when someone listens to Justin Bieber.

Gilda the griffon.

Kermit flips off someone who says chicken sucks.

An astronaut who has landed on the moon commits suicide by removing his helmet. He says to give his wife his love.

Lonely granola bar.

Brown rhinoceros standing on one leg witnesses green scribbles pooping.

Cat on reddit.

..Pootis?

Faceless man smoking a cigarette and wearing a red tie cannot see the haters. How classy.

Flower got swag

It looks like a box of crayola crayons had explosive diarrhea or something