Mr. John Octopus is reading Dr. Seuss *Misspelled as Suess", he is utterly confused.

L.A. Noire has taken a new form, the stickmen want justice in their towns and cities, it has begun, detective McStickery is on the move!

DA SUN, IT HAZ MAGICAL POWAZ TO SUMMON WATAH.

A woman is giving somebody a shoe...the artist wanted to express absolutely nothing.

A brave young boy insults three black boys with the n-word in front of Detroit PD.

As superman is flying high above ground, little kids worship him, shall he shit, shall he not?It is his to choose.

An angry Mexican in a poncho insists with his life that you take this overdue taco!

My friggin house exploded, what about that? I blame Obama.

Ouch, my nose hit a cactus.

A pig is juggling balls in the colors of the rainbow on a mustache.

A pig is always in this room, it will always will be, strange men speak of the pig, the nasy morbid serial-killer pig, always in THIS room.

Doodle or Die

A magical Squirrelex is holding a sphere of every guy's virginity.

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