Hello, I'm that Jesus chap. And my cross has a cross, dawg.

A man expresses his extreme prejudice towards extraterrestrials.

Some sort of crying thing, possibly a meme.

A dog requests that he be slapped by a fedora-wearing pair of buttocks.

Doodle or Die

This violet broad hasn't a clue!

New Chain

I warned you about the stairs, bro. I told you, dog.

A Korean grocery store. The owner appears to have prejudice against those of Afro-Caribbean ancestry.

Bowser is now the princess. Oh dear.

Frenchmen.

Top cat with a cup of tea.

Bacteria don't usually have eyes, nor do they have arms.

Bunnies are unaware of the horrors of woodsmanship.

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