A man having a nightmare about taking LSD and being attacked by green spots and numbers

The valuable antique; the shit watch

the OS map image of two lakes

A man with an axe is showing to the masses that he has put another axe on the backside of his axe.

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A brown tube showing his new t-shirt to his black friends

Crossing the icy river with poo

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Jesus starring in the new film "All Commies go to Hell"

An extreme close up of a grape having the realisation that he did actually vote for Bush.

A large footed german sausage tells the masses what haters do.

A bald man enjoying a bath of jam

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