A green alien is unhappy that Tesco is closed

Luke is busy working at Asda but a blonde with big boobs wants to suck he D. All he wants is to stack shelves like his job description says.

Darth Vader doing a dramatic reading of a classic shakespeare scene

The Death Star using its planetary destruction weapon to heat some spaghetti

Tinky-Winky gives Po consent to use his large car on him "I guess dude"

Sssh no more tears, you salty dog

Tinky-winky being hung by his headpiece as a number one spectates

A limbless doctor is startled by the sudden manifestation of his right arm

"LOL iZ Better"

A slamdunk performed by a grey haired man in a yellow skirt

A blind humunculus that shits food colouring but he has a bleeding throat and hard nips

Techies Minion but every time it says anything a nearby child cries

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