I am being stalked by a talking refrigerator.

The cardboard box of power has become unstable and is increasing strength at an alarming rate.

"Welcome to McDonald," says the turtle behind the counter at America's favorite dispenser of grease.

I GOT AN IDEA, I WILL SPAM A DEAD WEBSITE AND GET ALL THE MONEYS EVER! THIS IDEA IS FOOL PROOF!

Four melty ice cream cones standing in a row

Super Squirrel flies across the city, protecting truth, justice, and the nutty.

A closeup of Princess Peach's large voluptuous necklace gem! Also, her breasts are there.

Gray happy cats knead dough on an assembly line

Homie? That's some big sharting. Big sharting, homie.

This happy fellow bleeds from his three eyes which, unfortunately, stains his white shirt.

Look at this smiley, happy carrot! Look at his jolly smile and- oh GOD HIS EYES HAVE FALLEN OUT JESUS CHRIST

A piggy is trapped inside a tree!