Doodle or Die

A wild gay party on a giant cheesy puff

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A young enthusiastic town guard irritates everyone by getting excited about the early morning shift. He does it with his twin (not pictured)

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Nerdy scientist fantasises about his perfect woman. Big tits, thin waist, and most important of all, no head or arms. Rawr!

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A very square pig blowing bubbles using red bubble gum.

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How can anyone understand my pain? The pain of having an arrow sticking out of my head, but the wrong way way around?

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A Gremlin plays air guitar on a mop

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A jovial British man laughs about having run out of cigarrettes

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Al Pacino enthusing about a GREAT ASS

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Thank you for programming me master. But why did you build me with bendy palm tree arms?

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Steve was thrilled he'd just perfected his new party trick - Standing on the sofa and firing a pistol at the ceiling without looking

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The steampunk helicopter/ironclad fires a devastating broadside onto the deck of the good ship lollypop

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An exceedingly rich oil baron summons his three mexican servants

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