The WHITE POWER RANGERS jetski to their next battle

Loss (of Weed)

The cross can't hold Jesus, he's too swole to control!

An incredibly plain cheeseburger

That guy's about to steal all the (you)'s! Somebody stop him!

The meme of the future

A suited man informs an indifferent crowd about his musical tastes

Gondola wins a spooky mansion

Homer and Marge pull a drive-by shooting on a couple of blue blurs

The ladies are indifferent to Popeye's spinach powered third leg.

Organization Jolt II

Aliens unearth an artifact from the bygone time of humans, a console with no games.