A man tries to defy the universe, he sits on the sun.

Alternate Universe: Instead of hiding from the Nazgul, Merry and Pippin throw celery at it.

A man is depressed because he doesn't have a bowtie.

The Mouth of Sauron

This person is very sure of shoes and is apparently an idiot.

Happy birthday crab!

Eternity

Supersayan Goku flying and shooting guns

Rack city bitch

Classy ant eater can't eat no ants.

Monkey ain't takin' none of birds shit.

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