congress' understanding of economics

jack and jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. now jacks feelin' jill up hardcore and they're gonna bone even though they bro/sis

somebody shook up my can of miller lite, the can puts on sunglasses and asks me to dwi

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two hot as hell sharkgirls with futacocks comparing their dicks and balls and gossiping

a man writes a letter on stationary to his sister, telling her to close her legs for once

a anthropomorphic(sp?) syringe runs as fast as he can, you cant catch him[see: heroin man, description]

do not be afraid, we are two orange balls that are levitating near your face. that red stuff all over you is a gift from us

without his buddy green to complete the picture, purple sulks in a corner

dear jeeves, who controls the banks and media?

lui kang disapproves of tekken and is also capable of urinating while erect

snape kills dumbledore

my curvy nerd gf who likes vidya

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