Swaziland, a place of dreams and stars

A goat eating a taco

A duck.

A Nazi in the cover of night.

A obese person saying "I came."

A blushing chicken saying 'what?'

A person sleeping in a bed while a bunch of very big mosquitoes with elephant trunks for stingers circle them.

Cyndaquil using flame thrower.

Doodle or Die

An old black man in a desert pointing at a hot dog next to a palm tree.

A cat person with a ear bigger than him pissing. Seriously guys? WTF?

A man telling big foot about AIDS, and how they are very bad for big foot.

A black man listening to music with massive head phones that creates rain along the top. The guy has an orange an yellow eye.

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