homer on the couch.

A talking basketball that is self conscious about his lines.

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rhymes with dope

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An ugly girl that a guy named Sherlock won't kiss.

yummy pizza

a crab elephant

A girl throwing up peas into an ocean but they are coming back up and hitting her in the face.

New Chain

A fucking dog fucking dancing in a fucking car.

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