JFK's Wife all dolled up, and looking for a man.

A shithead. Quite literally, a man with a shit for his head.

A collar, or some shit. Draw a dog, I like dogs.

A middle aged man, justifying his attire by claiming his child wears it.

An Irishman who looks fed up.

The cutest thing you know.

Jupiter has a giant house, and it's doing Saturn. But Saturn is all like "No Jupiter what about our Babies?" And pluto watched.

An angry crab surrounded by fantastic butts

A hairy ass, most likely belonging to a "Star Trek" fan

A manly man, posing with the force of 1000 suns.

Meanwhile in Dallas...