bobby glanced backwards, seeing the intruder for the first time. "why", said the snake emerging from the toilet, "did you shit on me?"

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the rarely-seen, extremely-feared jedi banana

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the human centipede 3: dachshund boogaloo

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a math wizard angrily punches the shit out of a tic tac toe board with his extendable ribcage

a stupid meme drawn poorly

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