Somebody is trying to compose music with both the bass and treble clef on the same stave.

The power of Christ compels Shoop-da-woop to suppress his lazor.

Tigger is about to accidentally snap himself in the face with a slingshot.

Professor Moonface is bewildered to find himself resurrected as a limbless female statue.

A man-eating plant is frazzled as it can't reach a delicious corpse lying two metres away from it.

A boy didn't realise his balloon was a phallus and not a Pokemon until a clown told him.

A short-sighted enraged priest condemns a rat to hell.

Yellow smiley face roundhouse kicks Dan in the back of the head.

Purple one-legged bird tries to samba.

Topless hookers are taking a learner's vehicle for a joyride.

A successful erotic robbery sends an erection up, throwing a man off in the process.

Decapitated smiley heads are used in a Physics demonstration on rotational motion.