As the man desperately reached for the beautiful red headed woman; he realized he could not have her,for he was a monster.

Mr. Ninja regrets buying the dead body as a decoration because it will clash with his curtains.

Why would i play a dating game when i have a cat

My addiction to butterscotch is getting serious

Profanity makes me break out in hives

naked duck girl

After the black hole sucked everything in it collapsed upon itself and all that was left was a massive hazy cloud of grey dust.

Dammit I new I shouldn't have tried to break the chain! Now how am i supposed to do stuff with only my right hand!

A boy hits on a female android who is clearly uncomfortable while miraculously oblivious to the portal to another dimension behind them.

Satan make be evil on the outside, but on the inside he is just an average, awkward, Tumbler addicted, teenage girl.

Fat Waffles

a shadow of a hand gives steve a thumbs up