SATAN PISSED AS HELL THAT HE WOKE UP AT 3 AM AND CAN'T FALL BACK ASLEEP

Hand that bites chunks out of your genitalia if you fap more than 4 times a week

buddha rips his heart out for you to feast upon

Women uses period blood propulsion to travel down the interstate

A cat with fetal alcohol syndrome that ate a palette of paint

improved mona lisa

R. Kelly filling up a jar of Nutella with his piss while a child thanks him for it.

Barack Obama weilding a scythe flying through the air dropping cookies to hungry hippos on rainbow clouds

a crying pear

An elephant child being sexually abused by its father

The grave of Vlad the Impaler

Einstein entering the twilight zone