Don't cry for me, for I am already dead.

African Hebrew can't decide if he should celebrate Hanukkah or Qwanza.

Alex Jones is vindicated as he proves the chemicals in the water ARE turning the frogs gay.

J.C. Denton arrives just in time to disarm a cartoonish bomb. He isn't wearing his glasses to enhance his cybernetically augmented vision.

Scientists discover the pyramids were actually built by space cats and they used to be covered in gold with a giant cat head at the top.

Screaming Geodude hides behind a stalagmite from a thrown pokeball.

Frankestein's monster after a horrible accident where his head was stuck in a trash compactor tries to make tiramisu over a blue flame oven.

The Batter from OFF found out you can get rid of the Spectres invading his house by pissing on them.

Shreks at the cinema wait in line excitedly to watch the new blockbuster: Detective Pikachu featuring Shrek from the Dreamworks franchise

Dude, where's my car?

Sonic the Hedgehog starts Ramadan and praises Allah.

Slug paratroopers land in Vietnam.