Speed Racist

human weeps with happiness because it found its lost red crayon

The northern burrowing owl questions its mental stability

Father John has a moral dilemma about whether or not he should make a move on Jessica Rabbit.

Robotic guardian of Laputa - the castle in the sky, admires a rare species of flower.

Tragic event in the bowling ally leads to the death of one guy wearing a hat

someone broke doodle or die

Who's that POKEMON? "It's pikachu!!" the children scream. The unknown pokemon is in the shape of a coffing

a horse king empties his entire wealth of all that he has learned onto the great moth of death. A long necked rabbit oversees the exchange.

A unicorn writes yaoi fanfiction (It's really weird)

Man accidentally eats crackerjack prize

God hates recreational fishing