Spiderporn, Spiderporn, does whatever a spider can - Spins a coat any size - Catches pussies like flies

Happy pineapple

Y chromosome know what's up

Bambi 3: The Chinese Sunglasses

The discovery of fire

Microsoft DOS is self aware

Fish gets absorbed into THE ABYSS

Evil biscuit gives malicious look

JJ Abrams discovers lens flares

Taco Dragon

Refrigerator is angry with cloud

Can-o'-fossil