Contract? Kyubey puking rainbows.

A store refusing to service zombies.

A cow, banana, and an angry man.

Skyrim dude. "fus ro dah"

Sobbing man is upset because natures colours have switched up.

... go away homestuck...

Karkat. "NO."

decapitation.

Earth, Mars, and a smaller blue planet in space (without stars in the distance). Also, the sun, and for some reason it's smiling.

"I'm am not a traitor!" A happy person shooting and killing "Mr. Detective" Guns. Poster of a dick in the background.

Blonde person talking to an angry cat.

A giant rat eating McDonald's fries.