Halo shooting average Japanese man off of cliff. GO AMERICA.

Anime dudes just took Mjolnir! Thor better get it back before they japanize every-kawaii uguu baka! >_< Onii-chan!

I mouse sets a trap for an American.

This shark is powering up it's ion cannons, you jellyfish better be ready to die.

This bear with no arms wonders why he can't get stronger. It's because you don't even lift bear, you don't even lift.

This zebra is classy as fuck, someone get this horse a glass of fine wine.

And THAT'S why trees don't fuck with Old Ben Kenobi anymore.

Sonic can't run, he's too fucking fat.

Patrick's hot sister is roaring all over the place.

Cha real fierce lightnin' spidea be chowin' on dis rasta.

Some white bear thing is talking about 4chan.

Aw Jesus I lost my other pupil. The fuck is it?