...I don't even know what to say about this...

A new twist on an old classic.

A human fetus bursts out of a xenomorph's chest. The xenomorph is SO CONFUSED.

Doodle or Die

An adventurer attempts to stock up on potions, but unfortunately, he's mute.

A bible where it belongs.

A man pisses into the open mouth of a dead fish. The sun is not pleased.

A golden shower-- that is, a shower made of solid gold, not whatever image your perverted mind just conjured up.

Doodle or Die

A peashooter tells the story of how he went super saiyan.

Three worms watching a slice of bread strip. The one on the right is particularly impressed.

Kermit is sick and tired of Miss Piggy's shit.

That guy who fixes your computer.

Two stupid dogs.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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