the old lady enjoys to cosplay homestuck. she even has her own horns

John Egbert and Dare Strider are homosexual lovers. John says that out loud while Dare gives a look of "nobody was supposed to know that"

a very pretty tarantula. it could win miss america.

I RAN OVER OPRAH

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john egbert makes an attempt at being kawaii

A girl in a pony tail wearing a shirt that says "BIG SEXY" opens her wallet to find nothing but fly. "shit i'm broke" she says

Dave Strider is wearing a blue bikini and Jade a green swim suit. He will not take Jade's shit. "its called being fabulas" he complains

After a long hard day of work, blue stickman relaxes on his brown lawn chair. He wonders aloud, "why am i lonk"

damn right mothertruckers i got a pair of goddamn mirror aviators watcha gonna do now

a big green creature attempts to eat a stickman. he has no teeth or pupils but he will do it anyways because he is fucking metal

mario is PISSED. Luigi tried to steal his spotlight which is completely unacceptable. so of course he deserves to die painfully in lava