A gentleman is asking you to strip. You, being a math major, counter with an equation that is impossible to complete (division by zero.)

The proportions of genders in Westboro Baptist Church in percentage.

The blind leading the blind.

Some chick with glasses is slobbering at me. Please make it go away T_T

Smoking cigarettes is immoral. You burn the poor cigarettes alive.

A snake is roaring vicously.

A man lifting a car.

This skiprope is saying things to me...

A sock.

A mountain dreams of earthporn.

The Rocky Mountains.

Your father is very disappointed in you and will not let you go to that thing you want to go to.