My tummy when there's a bunch of food no one wants

My stallion, my trusty (yet flirty) steed I ride into each battle with

Me trying to be smooth and fancy like

How I feel when I gotta go squeeze the lemon

Someone who hasn't won a spelling bee so they cried and made their air-sucker go drippy-drippy

One of the Mario pipes had a bit of a spasm in its tube-like leg muscles

Something I'd never show my kids if I was capable of raising a human babi-chiald

My first dog, Taco

Something that would inspire the elderly

How people end up once I've noticed them touching my food without my consent.

That new starter for the latest Pokémon game. Sooo lonely * that was a joke*

"Notice me, senpai"