The Prince declares "I'm a doctor, but sir, I think you've got yourself a case of something I can't cure."

Just Mario

The Flash shows some chick that he does indeed have crabs

Prom Night featuring Christopher Walken and the mighty red balloon

A ghost takes the world's largest purple and blue poop on record.

Sonic goes SSJ5, making him the first Hedge-Saiyan to ascend to demigod-hood

The evil Manty-Wray strikes again! Poor little Mick the Bastard is his next victim.

Smoking marijuana cigarettes makes you way cool, bro

Error: PC gaming is for people

Rainbow orgy

Wanted poster for the "Child Molesting Hamer." He has also recently developed a taste for child blood. Reward: Fetuses

Dean Koontz just realized he'll never be better than Stephen King, or even as good as Stephanie Meyer. He jumped into the sun.