Blue, shit and red.

implying you have a gf

It is not rustled, the wind is not blowing.

A SHARK

Le Armor face. Have you ever lost a crystal plate armor to accidental force bolt?

Snowman checks hippo's privileges.

Shitty 8bit platformer.

Someone sneezes. Hope he/she has a tissue.

A pig's house is being sucked off by an angel

A battery. Or a bomb. Or maybe it's a candy. Or a gum. Shit, shit is confusing, yo.

The reason you will never be the first.

This is an image of a brown eye. The eye is staring at you.